"I AM CHAD. I like fast cars and faster women. I can fire 17 glock .9mm rounds out of an 11 round clip while cartwheeling through the air and STILL have enough time to cook you your favorite meal. I smell of a warm breeze trapped in a frosted pine wonderland. I am man. I love women. I HATE ZOMBIES!!! I have a partner. He is a man. Not in a homosexual way. We are zombie hunters. We roam. We kill. We live. Survival is what we've become good at. And we're DAMNED good at it...." Excerpt from the soon to be acclaimed book "Xtreme: The Origin of the End of The World".